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In 1988 William DeBuvitz first documented administratium. Since then, it has been seen all over business, industry, government and academia.

There has never been anything to counter administratium. Nothing, that is, until now.

Discovery of Element

The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by investigators at a major U.S. research university. The element, tentatively named administratium, has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0. However, it does have one neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons and 111 assistant vice neutrons, which gives it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force that involves the continuous exchange of meson-like particles called morons.

Since it has no electrons, is inert. However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes in contact with. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of administratium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would have normally occurred in less than a second.

Administratium has a normal half-life of approximately three years, at which time it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which assistant neutrons, vice neutrons and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. Some studies have shown that the atomic mass actually increases after each reorganization.

Research at other laboratories indicates that administratium occurs naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate at certain points such as government agencies, large corporations, and universities. It can usually be found in the newest, best appointed, and best maintained buildings.

Scientists point out that administratium is known to be toxic at any level of concentration and can easily destroy any productive reaction where it is allowed to accumulate. Attempts are being made to determine how administratium can be controlled to prevent irreversible damage, but results to date are not promising.

This original section is by William DeBuvitz

"This bit of humor was written in April 1988 and appeared in the January 1989 issue of The Physics Teacher. William DeBuvitz was a physics professor at Middlesex County College in Edison, New Jersey (USA). He retired in June of 2000."

Solution Invented in 2014

Administratium has been the scourge of businesses large and small for as long as people can remember.

In 2014 DVANA developed a new way of doing business, called GREAT, this is the first and only proven way of combating administratium.

If you are suffering from reduced productivity and paralysing bureaucracy, then GREAT and DVANA have the solution you need.


Help

DVANA created GREAT to help businesses communicate better and to improve their business. We’re more than happy to discuss how GREAT could be used to help your business in areas such as:

  • inter department communication
  • organizational change
  • process improvement or change
  • aligning business culture across sites

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This is a thought leadership article, which supports DVANA 's world leading insights into business and commerce.

DVANA created GREAT to help businesses communicate better and to improve their business. We’re more than happy to discuss how GREAT could be used to help your business in areas such as:

  • inter department communication
  • organizational change
  • process improvement or change
  • aligning business culture across sites

This article GREAT The Breakthrough Solution to Administratium, originally published here, was syndicated on LinkedIn (https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/article/20141001095533-4872847-great-the-breakthrough-solution-to-administratium)

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